Day minus 5

Well people. We are about to embark on the journey of a lifetime. Okay maybe just a summer. Get ready to meet Handsome Dinesh, Handsome dan's cousin who resides in India. what a cute dog!

Nine Yalies on an Air India flight. To get us started with some Indian Jokes:

An Indian and a Texan were sitting next to each other on an Air India flight. The Indian, ever suspicious of food from outside, opened his tiffin carrier which he had brought from home,
and took out a roti (indian chapati).

The Texan curiously asked "what's that?"

The Indian replied "bread India."

After a while the Indian took out a piece of burfi (indian sweet), and the Texan asked "whats that?"

The Indian replied "sweet india."

After some time, the Texan had fallen asleep, when the Indian farted. Waking up with a start, the Texan exclaimed "what was THAT?"

The Indian replied 'AIR INDIA'